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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

lifeofapoorpothead:

assdonut:

always

Awe

(Source: feedy0urmind, via skinny-healthy-confident)